Swine Shit
swine sh-ts are the worst of all sh-ts that typically appear around the flue season. they smell, sound, and look horrible. they usually occur randomly every few hours with explosive power. they are also the worst smelling of all sh-ts. a well ventilated area is recommended.
sorry i had to leave, i ran home to take a swine sh-t.
friend: that sucks. swine sh-ts are not meant for public restrooms.
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