swing n pinch
to defecate by squeezing out a loaf until it is about to fall, and then swinging your b-ttocks back and pinching it off at the apex of the swing as to impart maximum horizontal velocity to the fudge dragon. commonly used to p–p over a ledge or out of a car window.
andy had to use the swing n pinch to avoid spreading a nutty fudge bar over his new pants.
d-ck wanted to poo out of his car’s window so he used the swing n pinch method.
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