swinging tenderloin
a huge, hanging down to almost the knees- p-n-s schl-ng shlong sausage johnson wiener p-n-s d-ck c-ck p-ck-r w-ng tube steak kn-b b-n-r erection woody hard on
when heather hooters walked into the room naked, dano whipped out his “swinging tenderloin” and heaved it into her slippery wet meat wallet and proceeded to satisfy her!
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