Swinging Voter


1. lazy and apathetic, every four years the fate of a nation hangs in their hands. a voter with no strong political affiliation, usually due to ignorance or a worldview dominated by an all pervading awareness of their own self-interest.

2. typically, such individuals will make an excellent argument against democracy. their grasp of political issues will quickly convince you.
rory: “i’m a swinging voter i suppose…but, oh no! i forgot to register to vote!”
everyone else: -loud cheering-

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