Swintering


to gain weight to survive the winter. a lot of american do this to look hotter for next summer. all the oil from their fatty skin is often lit on a candle, during swintereen on the 31st of october.
hey everybody, ready for swinterin’?

sorry bud, can’t move i’m swintering?

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