swipe test
verb.
the act of swiping one’s finger(s) across the lips of a moistened v-g-n- during a s-xual encounter, when intercourse or c-nn-l-ng-s is imminent, then embracing the woman in a p-ssionate hug whereby one can p-ss the moistened fingers by one’s nose and ascertain the freshness of said v-g-n-.
i was about to go down on this chick but thank baby jesus that i did the swipe test first cuz that sh-t smelled like a dead mackerel.
an act performed by a woman to a man in order to know the size of the man’s p-n-s prior to taking him to bed. it is basically a discrete grope of the man’s p-n-s without him knowing.
lisa: omg this guy i have been dancing with all night is super hot! maybe i should go home with him tonight!
candy: first, you best do a swipe test guuurl, make sure he’s got somethin to work with!
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