Swipers Remorse
when on tinder you either swipe right on an ugly person or left on a hot person. regretting your choice instantly or later down the road.
guy1: none of these girls are hot.
guy2:really? you have to have atleast one hottie.
guy1: i haven’t seen one…..f-ck!
guy2:what?!
guy1:i just swiped left on a dime. son of a b-tch. i’m going to have swipers remorse on that one.
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