Swirly Vortex
when you forget to do an easy -ssignment that ends up being worth almost an entire grade; the swirly vortex of zero
nick! did you do your homework?
“nick” nah, it was only worth like 5 points
“teacher” actually, cl-ss; that was your -ssessment for the week. it’s worth 300 points.
-everyone starts swirling their pens in a circle in the air-
owned by the swirly vortex
Read Also:
- Fizzlewit
(noun) someone who tells a joke that falls flat. (source: marilyn vos savant’s column in parade magazine, 09/21/08.) john mccain is a fizzlewit. did you ever hear him try to tell a joke?
- flatbeated
to beat someone in counter-strike and have the favour returned to you via used condom on face “ohh sh-t we beat sk, watch for heaton with the dommys”
- Flesh Cigar
a p-n-s. there was an article in the new york post that claimed fidel castro gave the ol’ flesh cigar to 35 000 women.
- fleshy land bridge
i know it’s a phrase, but it’s another name for the chode. basically, find your -n-s and then move forward til you get to your genitals, then that sp-ce between the two– that’s the fleshy land bridge. it’s like nirvana on your anatomy. dude, she and i were making out, and she totally touched my […]
- Saphylis
a condition of uncontrolled (and often excessive) borborygmi and flatulence (similar in nature to “swamp -ss”) that is often the result of eating too many hard boiled eggs and sitting in confined sp-ces to let it brew. a saphylitic individual is so careful as to not let the flatus p-ss in mixed company that when […]