swish
a total douche bag poser who acts like he doesn’t give a cr-p about anything. a total player who will try to mess with your feelings and sometimes pretends to be a nice guy to get into your pants. this person thinks he is the greatest person alive and no one else matters.
i thought he was a really nice guy but then he started acting like a total swish bag who doesn’t give a fudge about anything
deriving from great britain, swish is another term for “cool” or “hip”.
“look at sally’s skirt; it’s totally swish!”
in basketball, when you score when hitting nothing but the net.
also called a “nuthin-but-net”
i made a swish!
swish is a f-cking horrible drink that is made by taking a barrel that any kind of hard liquer has been aged in, fillin it up with water, and waiting for it soak up all the liquer juices, it looks like sh-t, smells like sh-t and tastes like sh-t, it is f-cking nearly impossible to swallow, but it gets you insanely drunk and is cheap as f-ck. the biggest downside of it is that it can blind or kill you, but the price is right!
guy 1:”what you drinkin tonight?”
guy 2:”swish, it’s f-cking cheap.”
guy 1:”that sh-t is nasty.”
guy 2:”ye, but it gets your f-ckin drunk bud.”
(noun) a particularly effeminate gay man.
hey, my decorator was awesome, but man what a swish he was!
swish is this old dirty sh-tty tasteing homemade f-cking liquor. that you oh can barely get her into ya. but my f-ck does it ever get ya some drunk.
i got drunk on da swish and got f-cked over.
swish comes from the bottom of liquor barrel.
a male h-m-s-xual who has a very effeminate swirling stroll as he walks turning from right to left as he advances, his clothes making a swishing noise somewhat like a broom sweeping the floor.
the swish librarian jumped from his desk and flitted across the room when the handsome student came in.
a perfect shot that goes through the basket without touching the rim.
a perfect bowel movement that goes through without touching the rim verified by an absolutely clean first wipe with no p–p on your hoop.
bob takes his first wipe and comes up clean, a perfect swish!
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