swiss army knife
a red multi-purpose knife. there are many models, almost all of which contain one blade, a pair of scissors, and a can opener.
i took out my trusty swiss army knife and cut open the package.
a phrase used to describe something as high quality and useful. it can also be used in exchange with the word best.
our phone is the swiss army knife of phones.
it’s involves two hands, a telephone and a lot of mayonnaise.
ben: man, emily gave me the best swiss army knife ive ever had, for my birthday
cory: oh nice is that a euphemism?
the best tool (or weapon) known to mankind. mostly due to it’s being easily concealed.
“just stabbed dat ho with ma swiss army knife!”
a knife with many useless tools on it that the b-st-rds at airport security keep stealing.
dude why are you taking my swiss army knife?
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