Swiss Army Penis
a technologically advanced d-ck. the swiss army p-n-s can help you in any situation.
girl:oh no
guy: what!
girl:i don’t have a bottle opener
guy:don’t worry -whips out c-ck- here you go
girl: what’s that that
guy: swiss army p-n-s -looks proud of himself-
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