swiss blanket
when you injure your hands and cant m-st-rb-t-. get someone else to use your hands with the gauze or casts still in place to satisfy your desires.
bro 1: bro you wanna play some video games?
bro 2: cant bro, cut my hands cleaning!
bro 1: gunna have to get your sister to give you a swiss blanket?
bro 2: whats a swiss blanket?
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