switch half cab
the act of combining the switcheroo with a riding the bull. this involves two men and a women. you f-ck a chick doggy style in front of a gl-ss window. you tell her to wait a minute while your friend takes your place. you go in front of the window and wave while your friend whispers in the chicks ear “i have aids.” the next is obvious.
jordan: yo max and jon used the switch half cab on paris last night.
sam: what the f-ck is that.
jordan: i dont know i saw it on urban dictionary. that sh-ts unforgivable.
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