switch hitting
the act of masturbating with ones non-dominant hand.
sidney: what do you think joe is doing to get off while he’s on vacation with that broken arm?
nancy: probably switch hitting.
the act of smoking two joints or blunts at once, but switching between them, as in taking a hit from one, then taking a hit from the other one.
“dude, me and mike were switch hitting like crazy! i got so high!”
when a man and a woman and another man all have s-x at the same time. woman on bottom, then man 1 penetrates her, then man 2 penetrates him. think of it as an open faced man-sandwich.
“daryl and his girlfriend, and their bi-curious man friend curtis, were switch hitting last night.”
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