switch teams


to change ones s-xual orientation, from h-m-s-xual to heteros-xual, or vise-versa.
dude 1: dude, mallory switched teams -imitates eating p-ssy with tongue and fingers-
dude 2: dude, that is soo f-ckin’ hot!
dude 1: no sh-t!
swinging..aka swap mates.
you know the deal i f-ck his wife while
he f-cks mine. it’s all good!

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