Swivel Molt
a moltar belonging to a specific ‘poltar’ person group (see poltar), but having the characteristic of possession of one or more swivel-style cellular phone carrying devices. to be cl-ssified as a true swivel the swivel must satisfy two necessary conditions: 1. it must be clipped on the exterior of a garment and not in a pocket or interior position, and readily accessible and visible. 2. the swivel apparatus must always be perpendicular to the ground, regardless of the position of the carrier, this is also a diagnostic test which will determine if the swivel joint is properly lubricated and/or positioned. evidence as to the origin of the swivel points towards the late 1990’s.
“an accountant i knew had a cellular phone that he wore in a swivel style phone case and it was always clipped on his jeans between his zipper and his pocket so that he could easily reach it if a client called. others called him a swivel molt, and he was the most boring man i ever knew but d-mn if he didn’t have a sweet lookin swivel” — anonymous
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