Swole Patrol


a brother and sisterhood of swolebodies, bound together by muscles, trust, and protein. always leaving a trail of destruction and wet panties.
person 1: “man that party was f-ckin’ wreckin! there was this group of swolebodies just tearing sh-t up!”

person 2: “yah i know, who were those people?”

person 3: “how could you forget? swole patrol, dumb-ss. they were chanting ‘swole’ and getting sh-t pumped the whole d-mn time!”
a group of guys that suck d-ck for money in the gym locker rooms.
yo where is the swole patrol, i need a good sucking.
the loyola high school football team
crespi kid: bro we just got raped
nd kid: yeah, thats the swole patrol for you

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