Swollen Makeout Face


swollen lips and cheeks which occurs after a lengthy makeout session, usually the next morning. redness or irritated skin may also occur, also known as the “makeout rash.”
heather, i can see you hit it off with the guy from the bar last night. i know this because you have swollen makeout face

or – heather you have such a gordious swollen makeout face.

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