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Swologamy

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  medieval s-x term for taking off your condom, used in the ye ole days when banging unprotected. the king said,” take off your armor” “i like to live dangerously”

• Taking Action

  taking action is often referred to as doing something very awesome or legit. people who take action are often verbally rewarded among their friends. situations in which people try to take action but fail end up becoming problematic. some may link it to s-xual activities, although this phrase is only occasionally used when talking of […]

• taking a number three

  when a man sh-ts on the toilet while having -n-l/v-g-n-l intercourse with his woman it was germaines birthday so she asked mark to take a number three, its taking a number two with your old lady, taking a number three is the true test of manhood

• taming the manaconda

  giving someone a b-n-r with one of the flute things that snake charmers use. “yeah last night we were gonna have s-x but then i started playing my flute and i totally started taming the manaconda” – paige

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