swoner
an erection, usually of a male naval surface warfare officer (hence a swo), caused by surface warfare related discussion or action. most common in highly “swotivated” officers (read -ssholes). the female version of this condition is frequently referred to as “swet.”
all that talk on naval surface fire support is giving me a huge swoner.
1) a b-n-r for all things star wars.
2) a guild in the star wars: the old republic m-ssively multiplayer online role-playing game (mmorpg).
nerd 1: “man, dawg, did you see that new star wars game coming out soon?”
nerd 2: “yeah, bro, it totally gave me a swoner!”
swoner (v) : when a person has so much swag that it gives a man a b-n-r.
holy sh-t, that skier has a sh-t load of swag” ” i know man, it’s giving me a swoner
a swoner is a guy who “swoops in with a b-n-r” a swoner. this guy is the guy at work, in your group of friends or acquaintances (all lds single wards have one) who is the first person to introduce himself to the new girl. this goes beyond being friendly. the swoner introduces himself, flirts, offers help to the new girl if she needs it, all with the hopes of getting his foot in the door before any other guy.
“did you meet the new girl?”
“i was going to but craig was talking to her already.”
“man, he’s such a swoner.”
a male erection caused by excitement related to working out or getting your pump on.
swoll+b-n-r=swoner.
friend 1: “dude, look at this tool decked out in tapout.”
friend 2: “what a douche, he’s probably got a swoner thinking about repet-tively lifting heavy sh-t.”
ex.2 “dude i have a throbbing swoner, it won’t go away till i hit the gym………. wtf!!!!! did you use the rest of my muscle milk!?!”
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