swoods


the very quintessence of what it means to be sentient in this explosion encomp-ssing all of time and sp-ce in which we inhabit; the truest form of approval and adequacy that is able to be conceptualized by the modern human mind.
swood this, swood that
californian phrase meaning ‘awesome’, ‘sweet’ or ‘cool’.
brett: “hey josh, you catch the new jontron yet?”

josh: “yeah man, pretty swood!”

kat: “def not for grommets.’
(noun) a ghetto town filled with crackheads and wiggers (named after a town in nj)
wigga 1: yo, we goin down to spotswood to play some mad b-ball down at devoe
wigga 2: yeah, dats my fav swood. i’m gunna hit up my deala’ when we der and get me some maddd crizzlenack!
wigga 1: fo sho’ n-gg-.
a person, place, or feeling you have when your working a an incredibly terrible job with someone who knows it all
person 1: swoods is here…
person 2: oh f-ck! swoods!
person 1: i know!
(noun) a ghetto town filled with crackheads and wiggers (named after a town in nj)
wigga 1: yo, we goin down to spotswood to play some mad b-ball down at devoe
wigga 2: yeah, dats my fav swood. i’m gunna hit up my deala’ when we der and get me some maddd crizzlenack!
wigga 1: fo sho’ n-gg-.

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