swoos

also spelled as sweus, is pr-nounced swoos. a swoos is:

1)the pen-ultimate newb

2) one who consistently commits fouls such as spilling beer and cheating at beer pong

3)one who has a hankering to watch the gorilas f-ck at the zoo

“tom is a swoos because he cannot hold his boozes and is a light weight”
a fool who seems to blow every chance he’s ever had with a female
paul canty is an incredible swoos for dropping the ball yet again.
the process of completely and utterly pwning! someone.
oh my god! you just got swoo’ed!!
sl-t without opportunity.
that ugly girl is such a swoo.

person1: why is that girl sitting alone at this extravagant party?

person2: don’t worry about her she’s just a swoo
when a boy is attempting to hit on a girl but has terrible english skills. he is probably trying to say a combination of “swoon” and to “woo” someone.
if i had enormous muscles, would you be “swooed?”

see that girl over there? i’m going to go “swoo” her with my heavenly charms.
describes a person who is flakey and totally ditches their friends when everyone is hanging out. they seem to always flop the last minute and pull a no-show often without telling anyone.
-dude, i don’t think aaron is coming over here.
-what? d-mn, he’s being h-lla swoo.
n. a combination of the word “swine flu”, commonly used by younger generations in place of swine flu to signify how cool they are
guy 1: oh dude! ryan got the swoo!
guy 2: no way bro! now we can hit on his girl!

(synchronized 80’s old school high five)

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