Swooshy Hair


the most amazing type of hair for a guy. it is known for its sideways “swoosh”. looks best in blonde, but other colors have been spotted.
girl: why do you like dave? he is a slob.
other girl: two words. swooshy hair.
both: -rg-smic sigh

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