swordfish

to recieve oral from someone while sat at a desk.
coined as a reference to the movie swordfish, where a hacker is given a bl-wj-b while attempting to hack into a government computer, sat at a computer desk.
“i got my girlfriend to give me a swordfish.”
“woah, you are my god!”
“that’s right.”
a type of fish only consumed by wealthy physicians as coined in 2012 by consensus at georgetown school of medicine
“when i was growing up i was always like, why do a lot of doctors live extravagantly, like drive mercedes and buy big -ss houses…i thought medicine was a field of humility…now i find myself dreaming about swordfish dinners as i eat chinese food at my desk, where my chair is now indented perfectly to fit my -ss” said imraan while studying for his quarterly medical school exams.
whenever a boy gets a b-n-r in a pool or beach area, it is referred to as a swordfish.
-girl in bikini walks by

man i feel a swordfish coming on!
swordfish: is a term used in high stakes gambling it means a million dollars$.
a saudi prince or some other rich f-cker says put me down for a swordfish.
the term for a friend who single handedly ruins a group photo by staring in a direction not even closely related to the camera, as if he is a swordfish being distracted by a large shinny object.
joe: dude you werent even looking anywhere near the f-cking camera! what were you looking at?
ray: i don’t know man, im like a swordfish i get distracted easy.
when some one jabs you in the stomach.

also known as a “tazer” to the stomach
1.jane: -jabs nick in the stomach- “sword fish!”
nick: “god dammit jane that hurt”

2. “that b-tch just swordfished me”
profession. expert computer hacker that is not only known by their friends, but also by major corporations as a “just in case”. has no loyalty to a person or corporation, but always has a price,i.e. works mostly freelance
ivalina rafael managed to hack into the irs database and change my tax details. i now owe them nothing! that girls a swordfish!

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