Swording


the use of a sword
i’m going swording later
to enter a the female form with such vigour and ferocity it feels like shes been penetrated with a 3 foot long steel samurai
“oh my gosh, i pulled this beast of man who took me back to his place and gave me a swording i’ll never forget!”

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