Sworp
verb. to swerve and rub at the same time. such as a cat rubbing it’s chin against your leg as it prances figure 8’s around your ankles. in cat behavior, sworpping may indicate affection, hunger or imminent attack.
an unsuccessful accident avoidence involving a motorized vechicle that results in minor damage.
oh the cat likes you, he’s sworpping you.
i sworped a parked car with my mother’s buick and busted the tail light
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