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• travy d the real og

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• snatchbrain

  the female -n-logue of a d-ckbrain. in other words, her actions aren’t rational and decisions are totally driven by getting laid. this can refer either to the entire female or just her genitals. becky won’t leave that bartender alone, her sn-tchbrain is looking for a good time!

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• hillbilly beer

  a warm beer. guy #1: hey get me a beer. guy #2: sorry man, no cold ones looks like you got to take a hillbilly beer.

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