SYFUMAWIFY


acronym for “stick your finger up my -ss while i’m f-cking you”
originates from the band messengers from the s-xual frontier
“thurman jane, you know i’ll always love you
i’ll do anything you want me to do
whether it be s-x for money
thurman, you’ll always be my honey!
whaddya want me to do, thurman?!
ahhh
whaddya want me to do?!
ah want you to
stick your finger up my -ss while i’m f-ckin’ you
syfumawify”

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