Sylvester Stallone
ex p-rn star, turned actor, turned has-been actor.
seriously… he and barbara streisand were in a p-rn flick together called the “italian stallion”. but you probably won’t find this movie around anymore, as sly and barb spent alot of moolah getting every copy destroyed once they became famous.
my favorite part of the movie was when he slapped her in the side of the head for scr-ping her teeth on his yogurt slinger while she was giving him a bj.
before rocky, sylvester stallone was a p-rn star.
great actor, has done some great movies in his time such as the rocky series, cliffhanger, demolition man and who could forget rambo, those are just some of his movies. although a good actor he seems to be shrinking, don’t ask me i just tell it like it is. birth complications, caused by forceps, resulted in paralysis of the lower left side of his face, manifested by a perennial snarl and slurred speech. most noticeable when he is yelling.
sylvester stallone is a good actor but i have no f-cking clue why he was in spy kids 3.
mokuhl sylvustha gahdenziuh stuhlorn; famoos actner, directah, fimmaker an sh-t. he muh rehne mooha bawonuh mewa moo meh. mos renun for his rowe ehmana movies rommy barboa an juhn rambo
did you see the movie “the expendables?” it had sylvester stallone in it!
g-d, i can barely understand sylvester stallone when he talks, it’s like trying to hear a new yorker talk with an uncooked potato shoved in his m-ssive mouth.
interviewer: “so mr. stallone, what do you like doing in your free time?”
sylvester: “wehl, when ah roowy wink amun it, i foon m-rs-lf moha junoso munuh, mespooshally quantum biomechanics”.
s-xy…fit… gorgeous… meooooowwweeeeee!!!!!!!
sylvester stallone is fit ad f-k !!!!
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