Sylvia Brown
the most vague psychic since ms. cleo. can be found on many episodes of montel answering questions like “is my dead dog mad at me for not saving him from the housefire” with a response such as “no. he or she could or could not be mad at you. that’s because he or she is in fact either not living or no longer in your life”
did you see that sylvia brown on montel? she guessed that the dead relative was a man! then again, she had a 50/50 chance of getting that right. but still, it’s amazing!!
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