Symmesticles
n, a pair of t-st-cl-s perfectly matched in size, shape, texture or any combination of the three to an uncommon or comment-worthy degree.
“my gosh, i’ve never seen such t-st-cl-s. they’re so balanced and even and….symmetrical. they are, hands down, the most perfect pair of symmesticles i’ve ever laid eyes on.”
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