Sympathy Clap
when you’re at your high school graduation and someone is called that n-body knows, no one claps for them, so you clap for them instead.
announcer: johnathan jones
(kid walks up, no one claps)
kid #1: who’s that guy?
kid #2: i don’t know, but let’s give him a sympathy clap. i feel bad for the guy -clap clap clap-
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