Sympathy Dump
noun
1. similar to a c-m dump, but strictly metaphorical, in that you are used for little more than someone to vent to, usually about something the dumper is fuming about at the moment.
friend- hey man, yesterday i was texting katy, and the entire time she literally would not stop talking about her problems with people, holy t-ttyslaps
you- huh, like people she didn’t like and sh-t?
friend- y-ss, and every time i tried to genuinely converse, wahm, right back to her problems with her daddy.
you- dude, she just made you her sympathy dump.
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