synlapse
short for synapse lapse. in a phone call or voice-mail from the ding, the lapse in time between “h-llo” and the point at which the actual message begins. a synlapse is signalled by a drawn-out um.
the length of a synlapse depends on the complexity of the message, which determines how long it will take the ding’s electron-size brain to fit the information together coherently enough to convey it.
the average length of a synlapse is 45 seconds, during which boredom-induced drooling may commence in the unfortunate recipient of the voice-mail.
the message the ding left for zeke lasted two and a half minutes, two minutes of which consisted of a particularly mind-numbing synlapse.
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