Syntax error
the most f-cking irritating thing that can happen on a calculator. you press all these numbers and you think it’s the right b-tton to press but really the calculator’s been lying to you and you’ve really f-cked up big time, but it waits until you’ve pressed the = b-tton and then it flashes with ‘syntax error’ which is basically calculator talk for “f-ck you, you f-cked it! now the rest of the cl-ss can advance to question twenty-three whilst you are still trapped at twenty-two, you inadequate calcuator-user! i hate all you stand for and your way of life!” etc etc.
jill was in her maths cl-ss and she was working out a really hard equation involving logorithms and algebra n sh-t on her calculator. she had put in all the numbers and just pressed the = b-tton when bam! syntax error.
jill: f-ck!
jack: what?
jill: syntax error!
jack: f-ck! oh well, you’ll just have to redo all your work. no biggie.
jill: no biggie my -ss! i’ll kill you! i’ll kill all of you!
a syntax is a script, a certain script in a website html or sometimes a programme java or whatever, that is wrong or not valid.
my computer picked up a syntax error, and it could not open the page.
a script and hyperlink was not valid on this page.
a syntax error is when you approach a seemingly good-looking woman in hopes off getting some -ss. however when you are within close proximity to her you realize she is in fact ugly, fat, or both.
i wasn’t wearing my gl-sses when i went to get that girls phone number. i thought she was cute, but my friends informed me that i had made syntax error.
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