synthetic mud
j-zz that has been extracted from a gay (or straight) man’s -sshole then mixed with hershey’s syrup and avocado’s. intended to be used as facial mask. apply liberally!
john’s face looks like a pair of angels marching two by two thanks to synthetic mud.
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