syphilitous
when a drunk guy is trying to make a move but u dont want to have s-x so u come up with a disease so he goes away. a mix between syphilis and bronchitis
drunk guy at bar “want to come home with me?”
me “i have syphilitous sorry dude.”
drunk guy “f-ckin sl-t”
walks away
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