syracuse slut
a type of harlot indigenous to syracuse, new york who desperately craves attention from men. she thinks that performing s-xual favors will equate her status with that of the man. most prized by the syracuse sl-t is musician f-ll-t–, especially if famous.
he gave just a look, and she followed him into the bathroom and dropped to her knees. he unzipped his tight leather jeans and she immediately began fellating the guitarist. moments later he had forgotten about her, but for her it was so very special. jen is a syracuse sl-t.
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