syrian noodle
its when you are banging a girl from behind, and you have two homeless syrian refugees rubbing hot curry on your -sshole which makes you prematurely -j-c-l-t-, but also vomit on their back. you then write f-ck isis in the throwup and use a blow dryer to cake the engraved vomit onto their sweaty back
ever since hillary came into office and we started housing those syrian refugees our s-x life has gotten crazy! last night i gave evelyn the syrian noodle.
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