syrup summary
a definition or summary of something in the most agreeable terms possible, omitting the nuances of ideology or the specifics of policy.
syrup summary of libertarianism: “we like freedom.”
syrup summary of democrats: “we dislike inequality.”
syrup summary of republicans: “we like america.”
syrup summary of feminism: “we want equality for women.”
syrup summary of white supremacists: “we like white culture.”
syrup summary of bush-era foreign policy: “we don’t like terrorists.”
syrup summary of madd: “we don’t like drunk driving accidents.”
syrup summary of nra: “we like freedom and safety.”
syrup summary of peta: “we oppose animal torture.”
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