System of a Down Fan

it’s simple…a system of a down fan likes system of a down. liking the music doesn’t make them a f-g, although i will agree that a few fools will make idiots of themselves by not respecting the opinions of others and degrading any other music.
system of a down fan #1: i like soad, they have meaningful lyrics.
soad disliker: meh, they’re not my favorite.
soad fan #1: alright, it’s you’re opinion.
soad fan #2: u idiot douchebag!!!soad ownz all.

if you can’t guess, the 2nd fan is the f-g.
a lot of people are saying that we’re all stupid and believe anything the band says (“wake up! grab a brush and put on a little make up! hide the scars to fade away the shake up! why’d you leave the keys upon the table? here you go create another fable!”) but! a true soadfan:

-uses proper spelling/grammar.
-is open-minded to other people and their music.
-might call a person an “ignorant, mainstream music sh-thead” only if the person says something along the lines of, “system of a down? i hate them. they’re nothing but pointless screaming.” ← that is ammo for -rs-nal.
-fairly up-to-date on current politics/world affairs/news.
-can have a debate, not an argument.
-possibly registered on the site soadfans.com.
-does not shove ideas and beliefs down others throats.

all others who claim to be fans but don’t abide by these qualifiers are probably just posing -ssholes who want to seem smart. don’t get the two confused.
person: so what else do you listen to?
soadfan: system of a down.
person: ew, i hate them!
soadfan: why?
person: they just scream about sh-t!
system of a down fan: right. because singing about genocide and getting no recognition of said genocide is sh-t. gotcha.
person: oh…that’s what they were screaming about?
soadfan: i’ll leave you to do some homework 😉
idiots who think hust because a song is trying to make a political point it sounds good. generaly instigated by a lack of an educated taste in music, or inspired by peers and therefore sanctified as “cool”.system of a down is repetative meaningless bullsh-t. often the fans dont care about the political points and like the screaming and emo-like cr-p.
1.james liked system of a down, so that made chris like system of a down, which made ross like system of a down. he’s a system of a down fan

2ross likes soad, but that doesnt count coz hes a stupid oaf.
an idiot who is a notch above journey fans on the intellectual totem pole. he’ll believe anything the band will say is incredibly deep and insightful, even if the lyrics contain “wake up/grab a brush and put on a little make up/you wanted to!”

if you suspect a friend of yours is a system of a down fan, here are some warning signs to help you determine if they need help.

-bad grammar
-poor spelling
-belief that their opinions are the only ones that matter
-will threaten the life of anyone who doesn’t believe soad is the best band evar
-unable to create a compelling argument as to why they consider system of a down good (argument will contain the words “f-g”, “h-ll”, or “deep, man.”

your average system of a down fan: “soad rule!! who every tinks otherwise should be sent to h-ll and stay there for eternity because of their crimes against nature because system of a down rule.”
a person who has never heard real music before. if you dislike system of a down, the fan would say you are 1. “too stupid to understand the lyrics” 2. “a mainstream simple plan-loving sh-thead.” (all the while not realizing system of a down is mainstream music)
system of a down fans love to b-tch about how horrible america is. b-tch, b-tch, b-tch. system of a down is pretty much just an emo band for people who are into politics, or who just hate america in general. (and this is coming from a liberal)