T-dub
short for thirsty wh-r-, a woman that hangs around college campuses looking to get f-cked. these people usually carry diseases and don’t care how many guys they’re seen with. they should be avoided at all costs.
“did you hear about joe getting laid yesterday?”
“yeah, i’m surprised he didn’t b-mp d-cks with the other guy on the way. man, what a t-dub.”
term used by video gamers for “teamwork.” possible situations involving t-dub include but are not limited to:
1. saving a teammates life.
2. avenging a teammate.
3. using the “velociraptor method” to defeat an enemy.
situation 1:
p1: “help, i’m f-cked.”
p2: “no worries. t-dub.”
p1: “nice.”
situation 3:
p1: “keep him busy.”
p2: “t-dub”
p1: “got ’em”
p2: “nice.”
the most intensely, legit, bad-ss on the planet; a comedic genius misunderstood in his era; also sometimes referring to “domination” by the rapper t-dub
guy #1: “woah did you see that guy? he was so t-dub!”
guy #2: “you mean the guy that was on that pink tricycle?”
guy #1: “yea man didn’t you see how bad-ss he was?”
guy#1: “these lyrics are so pro man!”
guy#2: “yea i kno! it’s like t-dub wrote it!”
guy#1: “hahahaha!”
t-dub stems from the saying of tan white women. not just a tan white women but one with ample -ssets and that likes to use what the good lord gave her.
last night i spider monkeyed these two t-dubs. it got out of hand.
5 foot 9 k1x/team flight brothers streetballer. he is considered the best undersized dunker on youtube.
tdub can pull off 360’s,between the legs, 360 between the legs,jump over players and put it between his legs while he does it.
tighty whiteys or tws. may also be used to refer to someone that wears such ridiculous underwear.
she was so startled by the brilliant whiteness of his t-dubs that she fell right off the sofa.
t-dub walked into the bar, wondering why the table of girls was laughing at him.
tighty whiteys (tws).
when he took off his pants, his brand new t-dubs blinded her right off the sofa.
a code word for “that’s what she said.” often used when in mixed company.
…and no it doesn’t have to make sense
sarah: “…it just keeps getting bigger.”
ben: “tdubs!”
(all the guys laugh, and all the girls look around cluelessly. )
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