T.J. Lane
thomas “t.j.” lane. a perfect example of the abominations american society has been producing lately. the 17-year-old perpetrator of chardon high school shooting in ohio that left 3 students dead. he became notorious for his behaviour during his sentencing, where he wore a t-shirt that had the word “killer” scribbled on it in the courtroom and told the victims’ families “this hand that pulled the trigger that killed your son now m-st-rb-t-s to the memory. f-ck all of you”. he was sentenced to three consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole.
basically he’s one f-cked-up, delusional skinny white boy who thinks he’s the shizzle until he’s thrown into jail with the general population most likely to be used as a f-ck doll for the rest of his sorry life. he also has a sister who’s actually quite hot and will most likely be angry f-cked for the rest of her life for sharing the same bloodline as this nasty–ss little f-ck.
andy: hey did you see the sentencing of that high school shooter from ohio?
john: yeah, what a f-cked-up kid. little sh-t doesn’t know what’s in store for him.
andy: he’ll probably be wearing a t-shirt that says “bubba’s little b-tch” in jail
t.j. lane: y’all don’t know me! i shot 3 kids dead in high school and i flipped off their families!
bubba: i don’t give a f-ck ye little runt. now bend over and take my std-ridden dirty c-ck like a good laddy. yee who’s your daddy?
t.j: -whimpering as he gets -n-lly violated-
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