T Job
the act of repet-tively defecating in another’s gooch crevice while tenderly stroking the shaft in an upward motion and simultaneously groping the scrotal skin in such a way that it provides a channel for duck b-tter (gooch runoff) to slide ever so slowly back into the perpetrator’s mouth who then promptly regurgitates the foul liquid onto a slab of raw t-bone steak while hoisting the hefty portion back into the receivers poonhole, effectively dousing his -n-l cavity with a1 sauce…all while playing halo 3.
douchebag: jesus christ, did you see that dipsh-t pull a t job ?
-sshole: no, what is it?
douchebag: the act of repet-tively defecating in another’s gooch crevice while tenderly stroking the shaft in an upward motion and simultaneously groping the scrotal skin in such a way that it provides a channel for duck b-tter (gooch runoff) to slide ever so slowly back into the perpetrator’s mouth who then promptly regurgitates the foul liquid onto a slab of raw t-bone steak while hoisting the hefty portion back into the receivers poonhole?
-sshole: f-ck no, i just saw him playing halo 3.
noun: the act of repeatedly sliding your b-n-r between someone else’s thighs
chris went into the bedroom with him and they exchanged t jobs for several hours.
while partaking in carnal pleasures the male lays down on his back, while the female takes two golf tees and sets each of the males t-st-cl-s on the tees (as if she is about to get ready to “tee off”).the female then slaps the man’s p-n-s and yells…fore!!!
the t-job takes place on gr-ss, or some kind of ground where the tees can be staked. this makes for a more realistic s-xual act as well as allows for the t-st-cl-s to take a substantially more structurally sound form (as the cold air rushing around the scr-t-m will cause the t-st-cl-s to retract towards the body) and more akin to real golf b-lls.
boy 1: jessica gave me a t-job last night on the golf course…
boy 2: yea how was that?
boy 1: it felt real good up until the point when she slapped my p-n-s and one of my b-lls got impaled…
tape job; taping the blade of your hockey stick.
h-ll yeah dude, just gotta’ finish my t job!
t-t job
when a guy f-cks a girls t-ts.
that new girl in school loves tjobs
when a girl pushes her t-ts around the d-ck and the guy f-cks them
jack “i gave that girl a tjob and she enjoyed it”
dave “whats a tjob”
jack “its a t-t job, when a guy f-cks a girls t-ts
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