T-Sauce
an incredibly sloppy drunk. reduced to basic motor functions and speech patterns. becomes very confrontational, despite the fact that he is a total v-g-n-. often exhibits hillbilly behavior, ranting about the “good ol’ boys back home in cinci” and how “things would be so d-mn good if there weren’t girls around.” most believe he is either as-xual or h-m-s-xual (catcher only) and is believed to have an inch and a half erection although it has never been seen by human eyes. prefers that ghetto booty, if anything.
person a :”oh my god, that kid just managed to die 37 times in a team slayer game.”
person b: “yea i know what a t-sauce, i bet he was too busy jerking off a dude or something.”
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person a: “look at the kid falling down a hill, such a t-sauce”.
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person a: “hey do my laundry you t-sauce -ss b-tch”
t-sauce: “f-ck off, i’m gonna get drunk…. but does you want downy or tide?”
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