T-Shirt Paradox
a paradox created when a girl wears a tight shirt to create an illusion of bigger br–sts. tighter the shirt, the bigger the br–sts look. essentially achieves the same effects of a push-up bra but different in a sense of novelty. push-up bras are f-cking noticeable but the tight shirt reaveals the actual size of their br–sts.
for example, a girl who is a b-cup might look like a c-cup due to the t-shirt paradox. however, the paradox doesn’t apply to a-cups. no matter how tight the shirt is, their br–sts still look like an a-cup.
daquan: “yo suzie’s t-tties are bigger than usual today!”
harold: “it’s called the f-cking t-shirt paradox. it just makes her t-tties look bigger! don’t fall for it you dumb sh-t!”
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