T.W.A.T (Twist Ankle Technique)
the act of inducing s-xual activity by acquiring your target, walking by them, faking a twisted ankle, and elegantly but rapidly falling face first, mouth wide open into the crotch of your target. therefore announcing your s-xual desire and leading to the arousal of your target. you are now, inevitably, in there! (suitable for both male and female use).
(as boy strolls past the naive little angel girl)
boy: h-llo
girl: heyyy 😉
(boy performed the t.w.a.t (twist ankle technique) and plummets face first into girl’s v-g-n-)
girl: -gasp- oh my g-d… i’m taking you to my bedroom
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