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• table grade

  a middle age woman good looking enough to be have her p-ssy eaten on the dining room table when i first saw david’s mother i new she was table grade, and would have eaten her on the spot.

• tableing

  to sit at a table for a collegiate organization in order to harr-ss those who p-ss by in the hopes of raising money for your unfortuante cause of the day i was tableing for the v-g-n- monologues when a huge monkey attacked. …. luckily i was tableing so he didnt bother me. the act of […]

• Table Surfing

  the act of loosing the cap of a salt shaker so that the next person who uses it creates an ocean of salt on there entree, thus ruining their meal guy 1: “hey guy number 2 can you p-ss me the salt?” guy 2: “sure…” (salt spills all over the food) guy 1: “what the […]

• tad-martin

  a unit of measurement meaning a short time or distance i’ll be ready in a tad-martin

• Tailless Raccoon

  tailless racc–n (n.) – when a man is dispensing -n-l s-x to a woman, but then her vessel closes up, thusly leaving his d-ck stuck in her -ss. ex. 1 – “dude last night i was doin my wife in the -ss but she pulled a tailless racc–n on me.. i was stuck like that […]

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