T9 Talk
sentences in text messages that don’t make sense because they were written in t9 word and the writer did not check to make sure the right words came up. this can sometimes be humorous and other times makes the text message impossible to decipher.
brenda (in text message): what are you doing?
wanda: i foot know
brenda: want to in to a car?
wanda: that’s book with me
danny: how can you guys understand this t9 talk?
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