Tååmzallier
tååmzallier (taam-za-yiler): the great eagle king of the kolmier civilization who ruled with iron talons and brought great prosperity to north america before the tyrannosaurus uprising of the late tri-ssic period. he and his surviving band of human worshipers fled the planet leaving behind a bomb so powerful it wiped out all dinosaurs and and caused an ice age. it is because of his knowledge and wisdom the modern human race has been established.
praise tååmzallier! for he is our loving and most omnipotent lord!
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